Drinking Quotes
“Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.” ~ Compton Mackenzie
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“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.” ~ The Simpsons
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“Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.” ~ Homer Simpson
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“I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.” ~ Tommy Cooper
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“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.” ~ Catherine Zandonella
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“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” ~ Steven Wright
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“A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” ~ Steve Fergosi
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“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” ~ Ernest Hemingway
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