Funny Birthday Wishes
Wow, another year under your belt. Just let me know how old we’re telling people you are now ???? Happy Birthday!
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You may not be able to fold a fitted sheet, but otherwise you’re pretty cool. Happy birthday!
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You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!
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Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!
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Here’s wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.)
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You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!
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For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday!
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Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.
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I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off I guess…Happy birthday!
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