May this Lohri bring opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements. Happy Lohri!

Wow, another year under your belt. Just let me know how old we’re telling people you are now ???? Happy Birthday!

You may not be able to fold a fitted sheet, but otherwise you’re pretty cool. Happy birthday!

You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!

Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!

Here’s wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.)

You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!

For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.

I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off I guess…Happy birthday!