Drinking Quotes
"I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it." ~ Mark Twain
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"I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy" ~ Dean Martin
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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." ~ Ernest Hemingway
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"I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around." ~ Chelsea Handler
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"Scotch: Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine." ~ Anonymous
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin
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"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking." ~ Dave Barry
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"I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host." ~ Dorothy Parker
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"I drink to make other people more interesting." ~ Ernest Hemingway
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