Drinking Quotes
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." ~ W.C. Fields
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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." ~ Dean Martin
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"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." ~ Dave Barry
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"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." ~ Winston Churchill
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"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." ~ W.C. Fields
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"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." ~ W.C. Fields
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"To some it's a six-pack. To me it's a Support Group." ~ Leo Durocher
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"Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts." ~ Finley Peter Dunne
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