“Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love.”
— William Shakespeare (Hamlet)

“Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.”
— William Shakespeare (Twelfth Night)

“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.”
— William Shakespeare

“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”
— William Shakespeare

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”- William Shakespeare (As You Like It)

“Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.”
Phoebe – The One With the Monkey

A quote about: Bitterness
Use this when: You’re basking in your morning mood.

“It’s so exhausting, waiting for death.”
Phoebe – The One Where Joey Loses his Insurance

A quote about: Dying
Use this when: You’re on your death bed.

“I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.”
Chandler – The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work

A quote about: Talking too much
Use this when: Accepting an Oscar.

“I’m a lone wolf. A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. What’s a lone wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!”
Joey – The One With the Secret Closet

A quote about: Lonliness
Use this when: On a camping trip or vacation.

“I’m a young woman, I have needs.”
Janice – The One With Chandler’s Work Laugh

A quote about: Being female
Use this when: Saving topless photos of Captain America.