“It’s Sunday. I don’t move on Sundays.”
Chandler – The One Where Ross Finds Out

A quote about: Weekends
Use this when: You’re being dragged to Sunday service.

“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”
Joey – The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs

A quote about: Urm, cows?
Use this when: Someone talks trash.

“It’s always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.”
Chandler – The One With Rachel’s Phone Number

A quote about: Lying
Use this when: You’re explaining your spending to the bank.

“It’s so hard to care when you’re this relaxed.”
Chandler – The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath

A quote about: Relaxation
Use this when: Avoiding all adult responsibilities.

“I’m so happy, and not at all jealous!”
Rachel – The One With the Proposal

A quote about: Jealousy
Use this when: All your friends are getting married while you’re binging Netflix true crime shows.

“When I first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.”
Chandler – The One With Joey’s Award

A quote about: Anxiety
Use this when: Setting up your social media profile.

“You’re not alone. We don’t know where we’re going! You just gotta figure at some point, it’s all gonna come together.”
Monica – The One With George Stephanopoulos

A quote about: Life
Use this when: When things get deep on a night out.

“I’ve got this uncontrollable need to please people.”
Monica – The One With Ross’ Tan

A quote about: People-pleasing
Use this when: You can’t say no.

“I’ve got this uncontrollable need to please people.”
Monica – The One With Ross’ Tan

A quote about: People-pleasing
Use this when: You can’t say no.

“Let me think. Let me think. Oh, I don’t care.”
Chandler – The One With the Baby Shower

A quote about: Not caring
Use this when: Someone demands an answer from you.